true story

Person dressed as a clown with rainbow-colored polka dot clothing, standing outdoors on a sidewalk in a city, with parked cars and buildings in the background.

Stephen Glenn is a true child of the 80s. He was a toilet baby born in 1980. His mom was over 700lbs and thought Stephen was just a poop at first, but luckily she didn’t flush, and Stephen was born. Sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night and thinks he’s drowning.

Shortly after his newborn body was recovered from the toilet bowl, the rich mega church evangelical preacher Kenneth Copeland (who has his own airport) decided Stephen was the perfect kid to star in his new series Commander Kellie and the Superkids. The squad consisted of Commander Kellie, Valerie, Alex, Missy, Paul and Stephen’s character… RAPPER.

After a 10 year career as an evangelical superhero Christian rapper in numerous audio tapes and 4 full length movies. As all child stars do, he grew up and was no longer enough of a child to be a child actor.

Stephen has had numerous acting and other roles such as a deleted scene from an episode of Chuck Norris. He was also in a Hanson music video. Can you find it?

In 2011 Stephen decided to become a homeless vagabond for 3 years traveling from Fort Worth to the east coast then back to the west coast. He tried to start a revolution by taking a vow of silence for 3 months on the streets of Portland Oregon, but all he started was an urban legend.

Shortly after he starred in the now infamous Mexican Mario Asian Girls music video along with many other videos and projects with his “homie” Franklin.

Yes his grandpa wrote “Crying in the Chapel”. Yes he’s been skating by on Elvis checks his whole life.

Now he drives Uber and lives with his mom. He went to Austin one day with no ID and 2 clown suits, got pulled from the bucket on the 1st time to signup and broke the Kill Tony matrix. The rest is history.

Follow along to see where this story goes…